I’m a call center guy…

A recent conversation between me and my Neighbor...
(Names changed)

Tom: Hello Sir, I’m you neighbor Tom.

Neighbor: Welcome Tom. I’m Jim Carter. Nice meeting you.
Come inside…

Tom: It’s alright sir…

Neighbor: So what makes you come here..

Tom: Nothing serious sir, it’s just a small obligation…

Neighbor: Feel free Tom, tell me what is it?

Tom: Your Dog sir…

Jim: What? My Dog… In what way did it bother you Tom?

Tom: Sir, you know, I’m working in a call center, so that, I just sleep by day and get to work by night and
Your dog barks like hell all day long and that disturbs me a lot..

Jim: Tom, if you don’t mind, shall I tell you something..

Tom: Yes Sir...

Jim : I’m an Insurance agent and my dog is trained to bark whenever someone knocks my door..
And Tom its not that my dog barks whenever you sleep…Its exactly the other way around...
You sleep when all the dogs in the city are busy barking for their master. Got it!
Tom: Yes, but lastly Mr. Carter...
I would have saved sometime even if I had requested your Dog ….
And Sir, now I feel that you dog is better than you… Goodbye..
Jim: Nice meeting you indeed. Get out!